I have good news: there is no cure. You just wake up another day and fight it. Day after day until that’s who you become: a fighter.
What the Hell Did I Just Read
Category: Humor
Aspirations
I realized something today: it’s not just about me and my dream of doing nothing; it’s about all of us together.
–Peter Gibbons
Just The Punchline
Of course it would be a wave.
A wave is a sine of life.
Cornelius
God complex is an anti-pattern.
— Conor Linberg
Full Body Latte
Don’t be such a pussy, scrot. It beats jail.
Happy in Paraguay
Pumkin Naming Conventions
LP (Lil’ Pumkin), Puff Kitty aka P. Kitty, Pumkin Butt, Puffy Butt, Muffin Butt
Google Maps Doodoo View
Creeping around on Google Maps Street View, I found bird doodoo on the camera in Hollywood on Sunset Blvd near Cassil Pl. Check out the screenshot:
Links
Office 2010: The Movie
My Phone Speaks French
Recently got the myTouch G3 phone with Android OS by Google. It is a lot of fun. I got it to speak French. There is an application that you can get from the Market called Rings Extended. It is free to download and install. Rings Extended allows you to assign ringtones from all of the audio files on the phone, not just the default Android ringtones.
Next, I went to Yahoo! Babel Fish since I can’t actually speak French myself. It traslates as best as it can from one language to another. Translate phrases like “incoming telephone call” to “appel téléphonique entrant”, etc. Copy the French phrase from Babel Fish and go over to AT&T’s speech-to-text demo page (see the links below). You can paste the text in and select to have it spoken in French by the Juliette voice and it will create a .wav audio file for you to download.
From here it gets pretty obvious… USB or Bluetooth your phone to your computer, copy the files over and then choose the ringtones for your different applications.
Now my phone sounds sexy and everyone thinks I’m super-cool when I get a call or (nerd) alert….
Links
Android OS by Google
Yahoo! Babel Fish
AT&T’s Text-to-Speech Demo