The Devil and the Pope walk into a bar…

Celeste and me were Satan’s minions for Halloween this year. The costuming took little while to get into character. A couple hours and about 7 alcoholic beverages and 10mg of valium later, we were out on the streets, headed to a party in the East Village (abbreviated it’s “E.Vill.”… coincidence?). We stopped in to get a slice on the way since I hadn’t eaten all day except for a Lean Cuisine microwave meal. In the pizza place, we ran into his Holiness the Pope. Since I’m dressed as a demon, I can’t pass the opportunity to say something in character to his Holiness. So I look over to him and say “Your side is never gonna win.” His reply: “I think you’re mistaken, friend. We are both on the same side.” Fucking brilliant.